Heaven and Hell

I also found this alternate version:

Heaven is a place where:
The lovers are Italian
The cooks are French
The mechanics are German
The police are English
The government is run by the Swiss

Hell is a place where:
The lovers are Swiss
The cooks are English
The mechanics are French
The police are German
The government is run by the Italians


There is also a version for Americans and Brits in Asia:

Heaven is:
An American salary
A Chinese cook
An English house
And a Japanese wife.

Hell is:
Having a Chinese salary
An English cook
A Japanese house
And an American wife.


Another view


And now for something slightly different:

Personally, I think if there is music in hell, it's got to be bagpipes.