Hilarious Line in New York Times "Alpha Dog" Review

I get updates in my e-mail every day from the New York Times. I got a nice laugh when I read this line in the daily e-mail update:

The cretins rule in “Alpha Dog,” which has much the same entertainment value you get from watching monkeys fling scat at one another in a zoo or reading the latest issue of Star magazine.

Of course, I had to read the rest of the review when I read that.